Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
How drunk are you?
Completed.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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