Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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