Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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