he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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