He is an equal opportunity slut.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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