I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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