She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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