What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
A bitchslap is in order.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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