were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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