omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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