have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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