I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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