this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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