Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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