She's JV to your varsity
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
did you just send me my own nude
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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