She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Someone signed my nipple.
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