he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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