It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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