I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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