How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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