Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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