That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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