lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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