if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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