I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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