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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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