i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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