No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
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i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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