It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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