remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
splinters make it hard to masturbate
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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