she was so not down for the gang bang
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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