Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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