i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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