I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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