I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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