peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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