i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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