God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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