There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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