Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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