There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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