i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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