She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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She needs sedatives and a leash
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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