I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
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Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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