Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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