his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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