I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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