Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm passing your future prison.
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mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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