By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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