Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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